I'm trying to ignore the fact that my child's new favorite things to play with while in the bathroom are various feminine hygiene products.
At first I thought it was adorable that she grabbed a box of pads and started pulling them out one at a time. I thought, "hey, that'll come in handy when she's learning to count". Then she started digging around in the basket under our bathroom vanity.
I turned the shower on this morning, and turned back around to discover what she had found... waving around in her tiny pudgy hand at warp speed was a blur of white. There's something that screams "WHITE TRASH WHITE TRASH" when you see your daughter waving around a tampon before gnawing on the end of it. AH but that's not even the best part.
I haven't told you about her sudden taste for deodorant.
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